10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz