10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.