10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph