10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."