10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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