10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.