10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright