10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.