10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.