10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson