10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."