10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.