10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim