10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "All-in, bitches!!!"