10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth