10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)