10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"