10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Welcome to kicker school
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm