10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...