10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]