10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen