10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --