10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus