10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.