10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom