10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek