10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it