10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.