10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament