10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.