10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Why not, when some because there are three.