10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.