10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.