10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Welcome to kicker school
• im going to 2 out you to death