10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth