10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.