10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio