10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "No river, no fish."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez