10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels