10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob