10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe