10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.