10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks