10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fish don't eat Nutz!