10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave