10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.