10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.