10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss