10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"