10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine